Monday, July 12, 2010

Honey-Lemon Vinaigrette

Honey-Lemon Vinaigrette:
2 tablespoons lemon juice
3 tablespoons honey
3 tablespoons olive oil
pinch of sea salt
pinch of ground black pepper

Whisk together and mix with your salad immediately before serving. Chopped shallot, raw or sauteed in olive oil, may also be added to this dressing.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Key Lime Pie

Key Lime Pie ranks up there with Mojitos in my list of favorite summer treats. This pie is guaranteed to be a success at all summer parties, with the added bonus that it is extremely simple and inexpensive to make! Laura enjoys pairing her pie with lager, though we typically recommend something a bit lighter.

Ingredients:
Between 3-5 Egg Yolks
14oz can Sweetened Condensed Milk
1/2 cup lime juice
Zest from 1 lime
Graham Cracker Crust

- Preheat oven to 350 degrees
- Beat the egg yolks until they are somewhat light and fluffy in texture
- Gradually add the condensed milk and continue to beat
- Mix in lime juice and zest from 1 lime (a few teaspoons)
- Pour into graham cracker crust and bake for 10 minutes
- Allow the pie to cool, then refrigerate and top with whipped cream.

Rather than spending all day squeezing limes/hunting down actual key limes, I opted to use the pre-packaged juice that comes in little lime/lemon shaped squirt bottles at the supermarket. The half cup required for this recipe is a little over 1/2 a bottle.

Enjoy!

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Zucchini with Thyme and Roasted Asparagus

Zucchini:

4 zucchini
Lemon
Fresh Thyme
Olive Oil
Kosher salt and pepper

Slice zucchini. Heat olive oil in pan. Add zucchini once oil is hot. Cook for a few minutes, add in salt, pepper, thyme, cook a few more minutes. Squeeze lemon over top.

Roasted Asparagus:

Asparagus
Shallot
Garlic
Kosher Salt and Pepper
Olive Oil

Preheat Oven to 400. Trim asparagus ends. Place on foil or a pan. Mince shallot and garlic. Add mince shallot, garlic, salt, pepper, and olive oil and coat. Roast in oven until done.

White Beans and Roasted Garlic

Roasted Garlic:

Preheat oven to 400. Take one head of garlic and peel of first few layers of skin but not all of it. Slice tops off as evenly as possible. You won't be able to hit all of the tops but you'll get most of them. Pour some olive oil on top. Wrap in foil and bake for 30 - 40 or minutes.

Bean Dip:

2 cans of cannelloni beans (big or small)
shallot
Lemon
Olive Oil
Fresh Parsley
Kosher salt and pepper

Mince shallot and saute in olive oil. Rinse beans and add them to pan to saute. Squeeze fresh lemon juice over mixture. Season with kosher salt and pepper, add in chopped parsley, mash beans with fork/spoon/spatula.

Suggested serving methods: Get some good bread and toast in the oven. Spread roasted garlic on bread and top with white beans. You can also top off with some Parmesan shavings. Or you can mix the roasted garlic cloves in with the beans and run it through a blender to make a smooth dip.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Ladies Supper Club - Melissa's Patio

Apple-Manchego Salad (pictured, right)
Tomato Bruschetta
Zucchini sauteed with fresh thyme (pictured, left)
White bean dip with roasted garlic
Roasted Asparagus (pictured, left)
Artichoke Dip (pictured, top)
Rosemary Sea Salt Bread
Suni's Homemade Flan
Bitch Bubbly

Gratuitous Dog Photos

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Salmon with yogurt dill sauce and cucumber salad

Remember the commercial where the Mom relaxes in the kitchen after making rice krispy treats? Then she throws flour on her faces and comes out with a tray of them looking frazzled? This pretty much sums up my cooking philosophy and any recipe I'm going to post. So here you go, another minimalist fish recipe that is delicious and sounds like you worked hard to make.

Salmon Ingredients:
  • Salmon (individual salmon steaks or a fillet, whatever works for you and your relative fear of your dinner companion's germs)
  • 1 Lemon
  • Olive Oil
  • Kosher salt and pepper
  • Fresh Dill

Preheat Oven to 350. Brush a baking dish with olive oil, brush salmon with olive oil, sprinkle with salt, pepper, and minced fresh dill, then squeeze fresh lemon over the fish . Bake approximately 12 -15 minutes or until done. Baking time will vary with amount and thickness of the fish so keep an eye on it.

Dill Yogurt Sauce:

  • Plain yogurt* (regular or Greek - I use non-fat or low-fat to keep things healthy)
  • One English cucumber
  • One red onion
  • Some green onion
  • 1 Lemon
  • Olive Oil
  • Fresh Dill
  • Kosher salt and pepper

Do a fine mince on about a quarter to a third of the cucumber (adjust according to how much sauce you are making), a fine mince on a quarter to half of the red onion, and cut into moons the green onion. (Cut the ends off the green onion first, you can use the green onion up until you hit the leafy top). Chop up a lot of fresh dill. Once everything is minced you have some options*:

1) With regular plain yogurt, you can strain the yogurt by putting it on a clean dish towel or cheesecloth and letting the water drain through into the sink or over a container. This makes the yogurt thicker and will create a thicker sauce.

2) Greek yogurt is already thick, you don't necessarily need to drain it but can try if you want to.

3) You can choose to not strain the yogurt and have a thinner sauce. Whatever works for you.

Mix the red onion, cucumber, fresh dill, and green onion with about half a container of yogurt. (adjust the yogurt amount according to how many people you are feeding and their passion for sauce consumption) Squeeze the lemon in. A handy but painful trick with lemons is to squeeze them over your partially opened fingers. This way you catch any seeds while discovering every imperceptible cut on your hand. Add in about 2 tbsps of olive oil and then kosher salt and pepper to taste. Mix all ingredients together. For a smoother sauce you can take half of the mixture and run it through a blender then add it back in.

Cucumber Salad:

So now you've got 1/2 to 3/4 of a cucumber and red onion left. Rather than let it go to waste in the back of your fridge we're going to make a very simple summery salad that goes well with the salmon.

Thinly slice the cucumber and red onion. You can mince the red onion if you want. Chop up some fresh parsley. Mix cucumber, red onion, fresh parsley, some olive oil, red wine vinegar, and (you guessed it) kosher salt and pepper to taste.

Both the cucumber salad and the dill yogurt sauce taste better if you make them the day before and let the ingredients come together overnight.

Enjoy!

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Introducing: the LSC's first guest blogger!


Introducing this week's first guest blogger: Scott Merrill!

The LSC loves Scott! Scott lives in Arlington, VA, throws rocking parties and is Potter's uncle. He can drink any of us under the table and is a BBQ genius.

The LSC welcomes male associates and contributions, as long as they are not jerky guys we dated. Scott is allowed to share his wisdom and recipes on the LSC blog this week, provided that he doesn't call us bitches or post any misogynistic shit.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Pasta Salad with tuna, asparagus, sundried tomatoes, artichoke hearts, and capers

Ingredients are all from Trader Joe's:
One bag of farfalle pasta
Julienned sundried tomatoes (1 jar)
Capers
Marinated artichoke hearts (1 jar)
Albacore Tuna in water (2 cans)
Shallot
Lemon
Olive Oil
Fresh Parsley
Kosher Salt & Pepper


Cook pasta to desired degree of tenderness. Preheat oven to 400. Trim ends off of asparagus. Cut asparagus into thirds or quarters. Mince shallot and coat asparagus with shallot and olive oil. Roast asparagus in oven - they hold up better in the salad if they are al dente (same for the pasta). When pasta and asparagus are done place in large bowl. Add in a jar of sundried tomatoes including the oil they are packed in, the artichoke hearts (drain first), the tuna, as many spoonfuls of capers as you want, and minced fresh parsley. Add another shot or two of olive oil, season with salt and pepper, squeeze lemon over top and mix it all together. Let it chill in the fridge and it will be delicious when all the flavors combine!

LSC: April 26, 2010 @ Laura's Place

Tonight's Menu:
Appetizer - Assorted Cheeses, Fruit and Baguette (Melissa)
Main Course - Salmon with a dill & yogurt sauce and herbed jasmine rice (Megan)
Side - Cucumber and Red Onion Salad (Megan)
Dessert - Chocolate Chip Cookies (Laura)
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Laura's (New York Times) Chocolate Chip Cookies:
(These are unreal)
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/09/dining/091crex.html?_r=1&ref=dining

Time: 45 minutes (for 1 6-cookie batch), plus at least 24 hours’ chilling

2 cups minus 2 tablespoons

(8 1/2 ounces) cake flour

1 2/3 cups (8 1/2 ounces) bread flour

1 1/4 teaspoons baking soda

1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder

1 1/2 teaspoons coarse salt

2 1/2 sticks (1 1/4 cups) unsalted butter

1 1/4 cups (10 ounces) light brown sugar

1 cup plus 2 tablespoons (8 ounces) granulated sugar

2 large eggs

2 teaspoons natural vanilla extract

1 1/4 pounds bittersweet chocolate disks or fèves, at least 60 percent cacao content (see note)

Sea salt.

1. Sift flours, baking soda, baking powder and salt into a bowl. Set aside.

2. Using a mixer fitted with paddle attachment, cream butter and sugars together until very light, about 5 minutes. Add eggs, one at a time, mixing well after each addition. Stir in the vanilla. Reduce speed to low, add dry ingredients and mix until just combined, 5 to 10 seconds. Drop chocolate pieces in and incorporate them without breaking them. Press plastic wrap against dough and refrigerate for 24 to 36 hours. Dough may be used in batches, and can be refrigerated for up to 72 hours.

3. When ready to bake, preheat oven to 350 degrees. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper or a nonstick baking mat. Set aside.

4. Scoop 6 3 1/2-ounce mounds of dough (the size of generous golf balls) onto baking sheet, making sure to turn horizontally any chocolate pieces that are poking up; it will make for a more attractive cookie. Sprinkle lightly with sea salt and bake until golden brown but still soft, 18 to 20 minutes. Transfer sheet to a wire rack for 10 minutes, then slip cookies onto another rack to cool a bit more. Repeat with remaining dough, or reserve dough, refrigerated, for baking remaining batches the next day. Eat warm, with a big napkin.

Yield: 1 1/2 dozen 5-inch cookies.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Breaking News: Potter and the LSC endorse Philadelphia Brewing Company


Always modest, Potter decided to cover up his doggie bits with a PBC sticker at the Fishtown Shad Festival. Potter credits Michelangelo and Renaissance art as inspiration for his PBC fig leaf.

LSC often enjoys PBC brews with their meals.

Grilled Tilapia with Lemon

Saturday looked to be a promising and busy day including a much anticipated visit from Melissa's Main Gay (John)/adoptive father of her dog (Potter), backyard dinner party in his honor and Philadelphia's annual Shad Festival in Fishtown.

Melissa, Potter and Ethan (LSC's #1 fan and token heterosexual male member) went to the festival early in the afternoon, craving fried fish and funnel cake. As the trio approached the illusive shad vendor they were horrified to see "Sold Out" hastily scribbled across the menu (Potter, who is always hungry, was particularly heartbroken). A Shadless Shad fest? What were they to do?

Their craving for shad was not easily quelled (particularly after finding that their $10 chicken finger meal only included TWO pieces of chicken. What' s up with that, Shad Fest?!) . Thus, it was decided that the evening's dinner party must feature fish.

After a quick iphone search for seafood vendors, the trio made their way to Ippolito's Seafood on 13th and Dickinson. Impressed by the price and quality of the food - tilapia and shrimp were purchased for that night's menu at a fraction of what the fish would have cost at Whole Foods. A simple recipe for grilled tilapia with lemon is listed below.

Lemon Grilled Tilapia
  • Tilapia fillets
  • Olive Oil
  • Garlic
  • Lemon Juice
  • Dill
  • Pinch of Kosher Salt
  • Pepper
  • Parsley
Set the fillets on a tray and spread the above ingredients on the fillets. Adjust the amount of each ingredient to taste. Let the spiced fillets marinate for 20 minutes or so, then grill for 6-8 minutes on each side.

Whipped Cream

Homemade whipped cream is extremely easy and tastes great. LSC strongly recommends using an electric mixer for this recipe, unless you have abnormally strong arms and a lot of time on your hands.
  • Heavy or Whipping Cream
  • Sugar (confectioners or regular)
  • Vanilla extract
Ratios:
+/- 1 teaspoon vanilla per cup of cream
+/- 1 tablespoon sugar per cup of cream

Combine all ingredients in a bowl and mix with an electric mixer. It will begin to form soft peaks and whipped cream consistency in approximately 5-10 minutes.

*Homemade whipped cream can easily be flavored by adding a few drops of your favorite extract to the mixture (mint, bourbon or rum, almond with nutmeg and cinnamon - the possibilities are endless!)



Melissa's Loco-Coco Cream Pie

(This coconut cream pie is crazier than the guys we date!)

Ingredients:

  • 1 can coconut milk
  • 1 & 1/3 cup whole milk or cream
  • 2 eggs
  • 1 cup sugar
  • 1/2 cup flour
  • 1/8 teaspoon salt
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla
  • baked pie crust
  1. Combine coconut milk + cream in a saucepan over low heat
  2. Whisk in eggs to combine with milk mixture
  3. Add sugar, flour, salt, vanilla and whisk to combine
  4. Cook mixture until thickened (whisk occasionally to avoid burning).
  5. Pour mixture into baked pie crust and allow to cool a bit (half hour or so)
  6. Once done – cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate until very firm.

Garnish with whipped cream and toasted coconut as desired!

Tilapia with Tomatoes, Parsley, and Red Onion

This recipe is simple and healthy. It was featured in the second LSC. Some of my recipes are my own invention but many others have been hijacked from my mother (Hedley), Top Chef, and expensive restaurants who make the mistake of putting their menus online thinking they will lure us in. What actually happens is me executing amateur renditions of their menu items at a fraction of the price for the LSC’s enjoyment. This one in particular is a Hedley-knockoff. For those of you who don’t know Hedley then turn around slowly and apologize, because she might be standing behind you. Trust me, you don’t want to make her mad.

Until this blog, most of my recipes have been stored precariously in my brain right next to a bizarre amount of facts about the diving habits of whales (I read an article once and it was pretty unforgettable). There’s not much measuring, and a lot of eyeballing in them.

Three suggestions for practical eyeballing:

1) It’s easier to add more seasoning than take extra seasoning out (and by easier, I mean it’s basically impossible to do the latter). So go lightly at first, taste test, add more if necessary, give the seasoning a few minutes to finish hitting on the object of its flavorful affections, and repeat cycle.

2)Never, ever free pour - unless rinsing salt off of semi-cooked food is one of your favorite hobbies.

3) Don’t let his girlfriend see you (bah-dum tssshh). All recipes are written to serve the number of members in the LSC (That’s four for those of you who ignored our "About Us" section). However, especially when it comes to desserts, LSC portions are usually super-sized.

Tilapia:

  • 4 Tilapia filets
  • Kosher Salt
  • Fresh Ground Black Pepper
  • Paprika (Sweet/mild)
  • Olive Oil

Preheat Oven to 350. Coat fish with olive oil and season with a bit of salt, pepper, and paprika. Remember, a bit of olive oil goes a long way and supplement by spraying the bottom of the pan with PAM to make sure the fish doesn’t stick. Cook for 10-12 minutes or until cooked through. Remember, we’re eyeballing so you can test with a fork in the thickest portion of the fish. I’ve noticed when the fish is done gets splits where you can see that it’s cooked through.

In this dish we’re using paprika to add a bit of color to the fish and not really for added flavor. Consider it the fake tanner of seasonings so sprinkle lightly – it will give it a nice browning effect when it’s cooked, unlike when people use fake tanner and turn orange.

From those of us who embrace our natural skin color to those of you who don’t – we aren’t kidding, you’re orange. (*Melissa does not endorse this opinion, as she occasionally self-tans, and is still as pale as can be).

Tomato, Red Onion, Parsley Topping:

  • 5-6 plum tomatoes; seeded and with the goop cleaned out and chopped
  • One red onion; minced
  • A lot of fresh parsley – get flat not curly parsley; chopped
  • Olive Oil
  • Kosher Salt
  • Pepper
  • Red Wine Vinegar (optional)

Mix the above ingredients together. You may not need to use an entire red onion – try chopping half of it first and mixing it with the other ingredients. Ideally you can make this before the fish (even the day before) and give the ingredient flavors times to come together. It also tastes better at room temperature. If you choose to add vinegar then balsamic can also be substituted. A suggestion is to let the first six ingredients come together without the vinegar and taste test to see if you really needed that added flavor. This is one of the good things about free-cooking; you can change things as you go along and in doing so you accidentally created another new dish.

Once the fish is cooked just spoon the tomato mixture on top and enjoy! The tomato mixture is also delicious on a good toasted bread.

Rainbow Chard (or Rhubarb) Berry Pie


Melissa and Megan recently mistook a bunch of Rainbow Chard from a box of CSA produce for Rhubarb. This case of mistaken identity resulted in Melissa baking a Chard, Strawberry and Blueberry pie for a friend’s party. Surprisingly, no one noticed the substitution and the pie was a success, despite the chard's crunchy texture. Below is the recipe for a Berry-Rhubarb pie. Feel free to substitute Swiss Chard for Rhubarb at your own risk.
Illustrations of Rainbow Chard and Rhubarb provided to support our innocence:


Can you tell the difference? Yeah, we couldn't either.

Berry/Rhubarb (or Chard) Filling

  • 1 cup sugar (more if you like it sweeter)
  • 3 tablespoons cornstarch
  • 4 cups of fruit for filling (about 1-2 cups chopped Rhubarb stalks with the rest a mix of strawberries and blueberries)

1. Preheat the oven to 425 degrees and prepare pie crust.

2. Stir together: sugar, cornstarch, fruit filling and pour into pie crust.

3. Cover with top crust (lattice or traditional) and bake for approximately 40 minutes or until juices are bubbling.

*If using Rhubarb, be sure to use only the chopped up stalks and not the leaves – which are extremely toxic!

Oil Pie Crust

The LSC ladies are extremely conscious of their health. We swear. Oil-based pie crusts have less trans fats and taste just as good as their butter/shortening filled counterparts.

  • 2 3/4 cups sifted all-purpose flour
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 1/2 cup milk
  • 1/2 cup vegetable oil (*my crust was a little on the dry side and hard to roll out at first, so I would recommend using less flour or adding a bit more milk/oil, as needed)
  • 1 beaten egg (optional – for egg wash on top crust)
1. Mix flour and salt together, then add the milk and oil to flour mixture. Mix together ingredients and shape into 2 flat balls. Wrap in plastic wrap and refrigerate until chilled
2. Roll out on lightly floured surface and use for pie crust according to recipe.
3. Glaze top with part of a beaten egg and sprinkle with a bit of sugar before baking

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